It was fun being a baby boomer… until now

Published on March 13, 2012 by

Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Herman’s Hermits — Mrs.. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees — How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.

Roberta Flack— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon— Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye — Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem—A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations — Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba—Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.

And my favorite:

Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again

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